Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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