I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I need to stop coming to work sober
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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