Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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