Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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