the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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