only if we run a train.
done.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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