last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Can I color on your dick again?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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