we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
where are you?
Hypothermia
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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