Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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