How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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