thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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