I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i would one night stand the shit outta him
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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