woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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