is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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