just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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