She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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