she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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