is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
