there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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