are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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