fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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