ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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