Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
