I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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