Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
