I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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