i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Please don't give away my fajitas
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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