Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you had me at cake vodka
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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