you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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