their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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