haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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