READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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