pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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