you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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