I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
that is very illegal...i love you.
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