All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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