Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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