It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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