So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
