ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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