Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think my moral compass just broke
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