after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Panties = found
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