...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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