I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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