She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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