I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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