do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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