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he was CRYING into my vagina
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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