Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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