I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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