How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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