Me too!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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