I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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