so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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